Corniest pick-up lines I've ever heard. :D

Since Halloween is fast approaching, I've decided to change my blog's background to Halloween themed. I hope you enjoy it. I will be posting a Halloween related entry within this week, so better watch for it. As for now, my entry will be the "Corniest and/or Funniest" pick-up lines I've ever heard. So, here goes. Oh, and I think I'll just keep my opinions about these pick-up lines to myself. LOL.

1. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

2. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

3. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

4. Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house.

5. I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

6. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

7. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

8. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

9. Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

10. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

11. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

12. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

13. You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

14. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

15. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

16. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

17. Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

18. I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

19. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

20. Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

21. You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

22. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! (narinig ko na 'to sa isang palabas ah xD)

23. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

24. I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

25. You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

26. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

27. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

28. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

29. How was Heaven when you left it?

30. You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

31. I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

32. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

33. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.

34. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

35. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get.

36. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

37. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

38. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

39. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

40. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

And now, for Filipino Pick-up Lines xD

1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..

*** Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..

2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..

3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!

4. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for
christmas!!

5. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..

6. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!

7. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..

8. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..

9. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..

10. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko,
humihinto ang oras ko..

11. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh??
hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip
eh..
*** coz all I ever think of is you..

12. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo
na agad..

13. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way
out!!

14. Sana "T" na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to "U"

15. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop, BAGAY tayo, BAGAY na BAGAY (from a certain fastfood chain)

16. Favorite subject mo ba ang trigonometry? Kasi kahit saang angle ang ganda mo eh!

17. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist, magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.

18. Tapos na ba exams mo? Para ako naman ang sagutin mo!

19. Alarm clock ka ba? Ginsing mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso!

20. Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.

21. Ibibili kita ng salbabida. Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko!

22. Drugs ka ba? Nasisira na kasi ulo ko sayo eh.

23. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo. Basta ang pagaaralan mo lang ay mahalin ako!

24. Pwede ba kita maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.

25. Terorista ba tatay mo? Coz you're the bomb!

26. Miss, may kamuka ka. Para kasing nagkita na tayo nood eh. Ah! Alam ko na, kamuka mo yung next girlfriend ko.

27. Hi miss. Can you get my number?

28. Miss, para kang bituin. You make my night bright.

29. Miss, taga-La Salle ka ba? Pinana mo kasi ang puso ko eh.

30. Miss, taga-SM ka ba? Kasi you got it all eh.

That's all for now folks. My head is aching a bit right now. I hope you enjoy all those hilarious pick-up lines. This is already a compilation from some websites in the internet and also, from some mind that thinks alike. :D

See you next time. Ciao~!